Freedom in Paradise

Eduardo Martin Del Campo 5:08pm Aug 21 Ahoy Mate! I am writing to you to warn you that the rumors are true: A band of unruly pirates is headed your way! They call themselves Hot Roots and are currently making their way from island to island, creating hysteria and attacking quiet beach towns with Reggae beats where uncontrollable dance parties ensue. ... This is to serve as a public service announcement to stock up on rum and lock away your young ladies! (I speak from experience, having been taken hostage from Isla Mujeres, Mexico, where they struck without warning.) Keep an eye on the horizon, you can expect them in your area on ______ We urge you to review this information carefully and contact us at once, as those who book in advance are often shown the most compassion!

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Just wanted to remind everyone that we can not accept credit card payments as we have no electricity. Please come prepared!